Funny Jail Quotes - Because he was outstanding in his field! My friend is scared of prison sentences… he’s got a case of grammatophobia! I was arrested for being too good at math… now i have to serve some thime! Why did the scarecrow go to jail? A thief broke into my house last night and stole all my lamps. I couldn’t believe it… i was delighted! Yeah, it’s called ‘jailhouse cuisine’—mystery meat with a side of regret!” 2. If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! “don’t worry, they say the food here is so bad it’ll help you shed those extra pounds. Rocks, rock and roll, rock n roll.
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